My eyes are dim...

[Buzz]

Those that stand near the Bai Stand during games may have heard the following (taken from what I know as a Scout campfire song)...

My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I've been a ref since half past three,
I've been a ref since half.... past... three!

Just wondering if there might be some others we could come up with along that line? If you don't know the song it goes similar to:

My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I've been in the Store since half past three,
I've been in the Store since half past three!

There was Luke, Luke
Just about to Puke in the Store, in the Store
There was Luke, Luke
Just about to Puke in the Quartermasters Store...

[Tigger]

Buzz, we gotta get our - 1 try's a good try wording happening so we won't have to make it up as we go along 

It's awful hard to remember new words when I'm drinking..................  

Of course it's hard for me to remember my name these days

[Buzz]

One try's a good try
Two try's a great try
Three try's a beaut try
Four try's a bonza try
Five try's a Thuper try
Six try's a Thweet try

Is everybody happy??

You bet your life we are!

[Tigger]

Seven try's a..................... what did I come up with?? 

[Surandy]

Wording for touchies?

My eye's are blind, I cannot see
I did not bring my dog with me
I did not bring my dog...with...me!

[Filthy Teeve]

RANDOM CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evilynn]

RANDOM CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheer!