Songs to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine"

[Billy-Bob]

The first one is for annoying fans:

You are a wanker,
A bloody wanker,
You won’t get lucky,
No bloody way.
You are a wanker,
A bloody wanker,
Someone please take this wanker away...

This one is for when you're feeling good:

You are my Melbourne,
My lucky Melbourne,
You make me happy,
When you come play.
You are my Melbourne,
My lovely Melbourne
So please don’t take my Melbourne away...

[Hells Bells]

Best one I've heard to this tune was at colonial when we played the Broncos,
Have heard a few other times and goes something like

You are my Geyer
Our Matty Geyer
You make us happy
When skys are grey
And Wendell Sailor's a bloody traitor
Please don't take our Geyer away.