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Stormwarning[c]
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Read a joke on the weekend and thought it would be interesting to adapted it for League.
CANBERRA RAIDERS: JULIA ROBERTS
Big in the 1990s but what has she done lately?
SYDNEY ROOSTERS: SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Just when you thought you were finally safe....... shes back
ST GEORGE DRAGONS: NAOMI CAMPBELL
Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser
PARRAMATTA EELS: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant bitch who thinks the world revolves around her
CANTERBURY BULLDGOS: SHARON STONE
Once the hottest name in the 'biz, now just a fading force
NORTH QUEENSLAND COWBOYS: CASEY DONOVAN
Seemed like a good idea at the time, now no-one is buying her shit
NEW ZEALAND WARRIORS: NATALIE BASSINGTHWAITE
Going solo after years as a bit player
MELBOURNE STORM: SCARLETT JOHANNSON
Only recently has everyone realised how hot she really is
PENRITH PANTHERS: LINDSAY LOHAN
A miracle she is still alive
SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS: KIM (FROM KATH & KIM)
Deluded and incapable of living without the intensive support of others.
Would fit right in on the gold coast.
BRISBANE BRONCOS: BRITNEY SPEARS
Once had the world at her fingertips. Now cant even remember to wear her underwear in public.
WESTS TIGERS: JANE FONDA
A legend in the 60s/70s but you wouldn’t touch her in 2008
CRONULLA SHARKS: RICKI LEE COULTER
Promises a lot but never delivers
GOLD COAST TITANS: CATE BLANCHETT
Used to be boring but has become interesting again
NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS: AMY WINEHOUSE
Obvious isnt it??
MANLY SEA EAGLES: LINDSAY DAVENPORT
Unflashy, no nonsense gritty competitor
CANBERRA RAIDERS: JULIA ROBERTS
Big in the 1990s but what has she done lately?
SYDNEY ROOSTERS: SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Just when you thought you were finally safe....... shes back
ST GEORGE DRAGONS: NAOMI CAMPBELL
Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser
PARRAMATTA EELS: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant bitch who thinks the world revolves around her
CANTERBURY BULLDGOS: SHARON STONE
Once the hottest name in the 'biz, now just a fading force
NORTH QUEENSLAND COWBOYS: CASEY DONOVAN
Seemed like a good idea at the time, now no-one is buying her shit
NEW ZEALAND WARRIORS: NATALIE BASSINGTHWAITE
Going solo after years as a bit player
MELBOURNE STORM: SCARLETT JOHANNSON
Only recently has everyone realised how hot she really is
PENRITH PANTHERS: LINDSAY LOHAN
A miracle she is still alive
SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS: KIM (FROM KATH & KIM)
Deluded and incapable of living without the intensive support of others.
Would fit right in on the gold coast.
BRISBANE BRONCOS: BRITNEY SPEARS
Once had the world at her fingertips. Now cant even remember to wear her underwear in public.
WESTS TIGERS: JANE FONDA
A legend in the 60s/70s but you wouldn’t touch her in 2008
CRONULLA SHARKS: RICKI LEE COULTER
Promises a lot but never delivers
GOLD COAST TITANS: CATE BLANCHETT
Used to be boring but has become interesting again
NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS: AMY WINEHOUSE
Obvious isnt it??
MANLY SEA EAGLES: LINDSAY DAVENPORT
Unflashy, no nonsense gritty competitor
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[b]Get out of the closet, you know deep down your a Storm supporter.[/b]
[b]You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life....[b]
[b]Get out of the closet, you know deep down your a Storm supporter.[/b]
[b]You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life....[b]
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MENACING*STORM
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Melbourne Storm = Jessica Alba
Action packed and knows how to kick ar$e. Confront at your own risk!
Action packed and knows how to kick ar$e. Confront at your own risk!
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Stormwarning[c]
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Oh very nice....would go for that....but isn't she a bit of a fly by nighter?
Much like Wests or the Cowboys
Much like Wests or the Cowboys
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[b]Get out of the closet, you know deep down your a Storm supporter.[/b]
[b]You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life....[b]
[b]Get out of the closet, you know deep down your a Storm supporter.[/b]
[b]You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life....[b]
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Christabella
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I hadn't looked at this thread properly because I thought it was an old joke that I had already seen ...
Then I read this:
Then I read this:
Stormwarning[c] wrote:
PARRAMATTA EELS: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant bitch who thinks the world revolves around her
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