best and worst pick up lines
my favourite one ive heard so far is:
"your like nandos, hot chick with a dirty box"
share your best and worst used/heard pick up lines
"your like nandos, hot chick with a dirty box"
share your best and worst used/heard pick up lines
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KimmorleyKiller
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Ive been tinkering with this one via msn:
"Where did you get your body from?"
Works better with boys, evidently
"Where did you get your body from?"
Works better with boys, evidently
[quote="Buzz"]
I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I had a guy come up and say this too me at a club:
Him: Did you know you have csl?
Me: Csl?
Him: Fantastic cock sucking lips, want to go to my car and try them out?
Me:
*walks away*
Him: Did you know you have csl?
Me: Csl?
Him: Fantastic cock sucking lips, want to go to my car and try them out?
Me:
*walks away*[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DaniStorm/Dani07a.jpg[/img]
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"Hello Darling, do you like to go halves on a baby?" 
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Super Cronk
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Me "errrr arrr...ummm...errr....you beatiful look,....shit i mean"
Girl "walks off"
Thats as far as i get.
OR
Whats a place like you doing in a girl like this?, sometimes gets a laugh.
Girl "walks off"
Thats as far as i get.
OR
Whats a place like you doing in a girl like this?, sometimes gets a laugh.
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sympathy laugh no doubtSuper Cronk wrote: Me "errrr arrr...ummm...errr....you beatiful look,....shit i mean"
Girl "walks off"
Thats as far as i get.
OR
Whats a place like you doing in a girl like this?, sometimes gets a laugh.
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ME: "Hey baby, your house or mine?
THEM: "What?"
ME: "SEEEEEX!"
THEM: "Ah. No."
THEM: "What?"
ME: "SEEEEEX!"
THEM: "Ah. No."
[quote="Buzz"]
I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I just thought of one:nacho wrote: Me: Do u like subway?
Her: uh yeah
Me: good coz i got a footlong in my pants
ME: Hi, my names KK but you can call me donkey cause im unbelievably hung
THEM:
ME: Dyke.
[quote="Buzz"]
I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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oh i just thought of one that a chick could use
Chick : Are you a criminal coz u look hung
Me : aww shux
Chick : Are you a criminal coz u look hung
Me : aww shux
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Me: Hey baby i lost my phone number, can i have sex?
Me: Shit.
Them: You do know im a transvestite right?
Me:
Me: Shit.
Them: You do know im a transvestite right?
Me:
[quote="Buzz"]
I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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[quote="Buzz"]
I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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I really have to say that the only way that Boofa played at that kick from Orford was if he cracked a fat.
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