no arms ,no legs..{joke}

[Super Cronk]

in a house in New Jersey, the doorbell rings. The Madame comes to the door and answers it. There is a man with no arms and no legs on the doorstep. 'What do you want?' she asks.

'I want a woman,' he says.

'A woman? You don't have any arms or legs. What are you going to do with a woman?'

'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

[Mike_The_Undertaker]

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son anyway and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells his son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.

The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Swoooop! Two arms pops out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!

The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."

[Super Cronk]

i was wondering where it was going...

[PD]

The first man, Adam, was relaxing in the Garden of Eden when God said,
"Adam, how would you like someone to prepare your meals, clean your house and wash your clothes, someone that loves and adores you and will obey your every wish?"


Adam said, "That sounds pretty good, but how much will it cost me?"


God replied, "An arm and a leg."


Adam thought about it for a little while, then asked,
"Well, what can I get for just one rib?"