Yet another thread ...

[Christabella]

... on the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

It seems even more tighter restrictions were put on Bulldogs fans recently, so much so that I can no longer follow them ... guess I'll have to go to Victoria and head to the Telstra Dome on Sunday instead of going to Aussie Stadium.

Here are a few facts on how to be a Bulldog fan. If you think you will pass, then sign up for the OFFICIAL DOG REGISTRATIONS.

1. You must have an Ethnic Background. Its well known, that 75% of all Bulldog fan's(who are respected by the club mind you) are Lebanese or some kind of Arab.

2. As a dog fan, you must know how to use weapons or any other instrument instead of your own fits.

3. You must have a Fetish for Hurting women through sexual deeds. Meaning, forcing yourself onto a woman must be a fetish.

4. You must be able to have knowledge of Explosives.

5. You must Support cheating of the Salary Cap in Professional sports.

6. You must Support Alcoholic Raves by Professional Athletes.

7. You must have either Caramal Skin, or black skin. If you are White, you will get Bombed.

8. You must have your own set of Knives.

9. You must support the SBS TV show, ** Pizza.

10. And to finish off the Top 10 facts to become a Bulldog, you must have a Hatred for White Young Women who wear revealing clothes.

If you think you pass these 10 facts, then please by all means Sign up.

Oh yes, very official looking with the excessive use of capitalising words mid sentence.

[Insomniac]

This would be better placed in the dribble thread actually... not even funny, and obviously written by a 15 year old (with an 8 year old mentality).

[Allykat]

Sorry insomniac but i had a laugh

[JAMIE]

Yeah I did too a bit

[Dani_]

yeah i had a chuckle...

[Surandy]

Hmm, I definitely wouldn't be accepted, I only passed one of the 10 "requirements".

[Christabella]

Hmm, I definitely wouldn't be accepted, I only passed one of the 10 "requirements".

That's one more than me, I don't even own my own set of knives ... I never quite completed the book called The 10 Do's and 500 Dont's of Knife
Safety about not doing what Donny Don't does.

BTW I was really bored and as such the thread can be moved.

[Insomniac]

I wasn't having a dig at you Christabella, just the poor taste of the quote... I guess my sense of humour shutdown at #3 - joking about hurting women just isn't funny to me.

[Blitzkrieg]

I know I wouldn't fit into any of those categories. & whoever wrote it shouldn't give up their day job

[pods]

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