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Myself from the eye of a duck

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:56 pm
by KimmorleyKiller
My names KimmorleyKiller and this is my story...

17 years ago mum watched Shane Warne make his first-grade debut. 8 months later i was born, quite a coincidene aye? (if you try to answer this, your an idiot it was a rhetorical question)
I live in Junee, which is like Melbourne without the wild sex partys and a clock factory, i had long hair because i thought it would give me sexual powers. Unfortunantely, i havent been able to confirm this theory...
I play football, but im more of a spectator that happens to be on the field. I play cricket, but im usually thinking about playing football.
My proudest moment was when i learned i was going to hogwarts, i believe that the colour green is for wimps, Christabella is my religion as she got me into the grandfinal and that down syndrome is an invention of the media.


Must go, my laptops running out of ink...tune into the next episode of KK's thing, and you too could win a thing!

Re: Myself from the eye of a duck

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:53 pm
by Christabella
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Did you put my name down on your census form?

Re: Myself from the eye of a duck

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:56 pm
by thinga87
She's a religion now... I must be Popey McPope

Re: Myself from the eye of a duck

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:00 pm
by Christabella
Yes you are, thats why, should you perform a miracle and watch the Dogs actually beat Brisbane for once, you will be sitting in the holy catergory 1 tickets while the rest of the commoners like KK, my family members and so forth sit in category 3 seating.