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The first one is for annoying fans:

You are a wanker,
A bloody wanker,
You won’t get lucky,
No bloody way.
You are a wanker,
A bloody wanker,
Someone please take this wanker away...

This one is for when you're feeling good:

You are my Melbourne,
My lucky Melbourne,
You make me happy,
When you come play.
You are my Melbourne,
My lovely Melbourne
So please don’t take my Melbourne away...

Best one I've heard to this tune was at colonial when we played the Broncos,
Have heard a few other times and goes something like

You are my Geyer
Our Matty Geyer
You make us happy
When skys are grey
And Wendell Sailor's a bloody traitor
Please don't take our Geyer away.