jokes

[Super Cronk]

in the next few days im going to be posting up somejokes..so feel free to get some and post them up too:
the cabby and death:

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

[Thunderstruck]

[Mike_The_Undertaker]

Yea tha was a good one.

[Super Cronk]

some more jokes:
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!"

[Mike_The_Undertaker]

I have one joke
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Channel Niens Rugby League couverage..........


(unfunny)Mike

[Surandy]

I have one joke
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Channel Niens Rugby League couverage..........


(unfunny)Mike

Oh, we could have a field day with these types of jokes, let's see Victorian government's Minister for Sports (as long as it's AFL).

[perthstormer]

Hows this Coke to be the new west coast eagles sponser

[Blitzkrieg]

How many Cronulla fans does it take to change a light globe?
Six - 1 to change it, 4 to whinge & bitch about it, & Ricky Stuart to tell a post-match press conference if the ref & touch judges did their job properly the light globe wouldn't have blown in the first place...

What's the difference between Denis Fitzgerald & a trampoline?
You need to take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you do if you see Justin Hodges drowning?
Nothing - you could drag him to shore but he'd still choke.

What do Cowboys fans & sperm have in common?
They all have a 1 in 7 million chance of becoming a human being.

Did you hear what happened when David Gallop locked his keys in his car?
It took him 6 hours to get Michael Searle out.

Timmy: Mummy when I grow up I want to play for Manly.
Timmy's Mum: But Timmy, you can't do both!

[Blitzkrieg]

A Brisbane Broncos fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Broncos jumper.
He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in a Melbourne Storm jumper, beanie & scarf.
"Hello, mate," says St Peter, "I'm sorry, no Brisbane Broncos fans allowed in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard. No Brisbane Broncos fans." said St. Peter.
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Broncos supporter.
"Oh, really?" says St Peter. "What have you done then?"
"Well," says the guy, "three months before I died, I gave $100 to the starving children in Ethiopia."
"Oh, OK" says St Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two months before I died, I also gave $100 to the Smith Family."
"Hmmm. And what else?"
"Umm, a fortnight before I died, I donated $100 to the local Children's Hospital."
"OK then," says St Peter, "you wait here a moment while I have a word with the Boss."
Some ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. The Broncos fan says, "Well, do I get in or what?"
St. Peter looks the Broncos fan in the eye and says,
"I've just had a chat with God and we both agree. Here's your $300 back, now RACK OFF!!!"