Love this article

[TC]

Storm's stars come out to play

Billy Slater latched onto a pass quicker than a peregrine falcon and the night turned. The peregrine falcon had previously been regarded as the fastest creature on the planet, reaching speeds of 300 kmh, until Slater hit his hole at about 310.

Matt Geyer latched onto a pass slower than a three-toed sloth and the night turned again. The three-toed sloth had previously been regarded as the slowest creature on the planet, getting around at less than a kilometre an hour, until the veteran Geyer hit Inglis's ball at about half that speed. He shuffled over to score.

[Cronk7]

And if you're only as good as your last game, Inglis should have been be wearing a cape, with his underpants on the outside. He finished with a hat-trick.

Now that's funny!

[Thunderstruck]

Cowboys prop Carl Webb latched onto a pass with a physique that could dwarf a blue whale and gave his side an invaluable six points just before the break. The blue whale had previously been regarded as the biggest animal on the planet, weighing up to 136 tonnes, but Webb crashed through weighing at least 180. We thought we had a ball game on our hands at half-time, 16-14 to the hosts.

Heh.

To me the whole article felt it was written for league unlimited though.