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Well after spending most of my time today in the real world and playing with AFL finals calculators which were actually quite exciting me I decided to make a brief appearance in Delusionland at the insistence of a friend asking what the final standings we predict for the NRL and it was only then that I began to appreciate what a wonderful place it really is.
What I was now wondering is how can one apply for permanent residency?

This is what I came up with in the wonderful place that enables teams without halfbacks to go on winning games against strong opponents:

1. Broncos 40
2. Eels 34
3. Dragons 34
4. Wests Tigers 34
5. Cowboys 32
6. Storm 30
7. Sharks 30
8. Bulldogs 29
9. Sea Eagles 28
10. Raiders 26
11. Warriors 22
12. Roosters 22
13. Panthers 20
14. Knights 20
15. Rabbitohs 19

Finals:
Tigers over Cowboys
Storm over Dragons
Eels over Sharks
Bulldogs over Broncos

Bulldogs over Dragons
Storm over Broncos

Storm over Tigers
Bulldogs over Eels

GF:
Storm vs Bulldogs

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well, I'd say that you're delsuional enough.....Newcastle avoiding the wooden spoon - yeah right! :badgrin: ::badgrin: :badgrin: (I so hope they get it. :cry:)

Just apply to Allykat for a visa like Buzz did.

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Sea Eagles not making the 8 I don't think so, the Doggies are more likely to miss it. A nightmare GF for me would be Storm Vs Sea Eagles. But a dream one would be Storm Vs Sharks or Sharks Vs Sea Eagles.
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It would be much easier for the Sharks to win if they played the Eels in the Grand Final but.

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Lord Reynoldson wrote:Well, I'd say that you're delsuional enough.....Newcastle avoiding the wooden spoon - yeah right! :badgrin: ::badgrin: :badgrin: (I so hope they get it. :cry:)

Just apply to Allykat for a visa like Buzz did.

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hahahahha glad to see that you've finally aknowledged my ownership of delusionland :P

Can you do that again Christabella so that storm can play the tiges in the GF????? please???? and byt he way who won your Grand Final?
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Lord Reynoldson wrote:It would be much easier for the Sharks to win if they played the Eels in the Grand Final but.

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The Sharks won't be winning any GFs anytime soon.
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Allykat wrote:
Lord Reynoldson wrote:Well, I'd say that you're delsuional enough.....Newcastle avoiding the wooden spoon - yeah right! :badgrin: ::badgrin: :badgrin: (I so hope they get it. :cry:)

Just apply to Allykat for a visa like Buzz did.

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hahahahha glad to see that you've finally aknowledged my ownership of delusionland :P

Can you do that again Christabella so that storm can play the tiges in the GF????? please???? and byt he way who won your Grand Final?

You don't own it, Your just the Amanda Vanstone of Delusionland (with a lot less weight)
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Excuse me?????? I invented Delusionland :(

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i own it but i'm friendly enough to allow others usership of it......
citizenship i mean. anywas thank you for the lot less weight comment :P
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Final four would be Brisbane Melbourne, the Dragons and Parramatta
Eagles and Tigers to fall in second week.
What about a Brisbane and Storm Gf, played in Sydney!!
Or a replay or the famous 99 Final with Melbourne and St George going battle again.
"Better to have Won then Lost, than to have never won at all" Arrogant, but true hahahaha
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Allykat wrote:
Can you do that again Christabella so that storm can play the tiges in the GF????? please???? and byt he way who won your Grand Final?
Is that the only way I can gain access to this place?
because I can't see the point of it all if I have to admit the Tigers could win the GF ... you could still watch the Storm beat the Tigers in the preliminary final but what the heck (with slightly more delusional predictions)

Tigers beat Cowboys
Bulldogs beat Dragons
Storm beat Eels
Broncos beat Sharks

Storm beat Dragons
Bulldogs beat Eels

Storm over Broncos
and well I can't bring myself to say anything about it (because of one evil uncle) but the other semi is between the Bulldogs and the Tigers
You can make your own mind up about who wins.
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lotti wrote:
Lord Reynoldson wrote:It would be much easier for the Sharks to win if they played the Eels in the Grand Final but.

:faroah:
The Sharks won't be winning any GFs anytime soon.

If they are playing Brian Smith and his chokers even the Sharks could win a GF.
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Christabella wrote:
lotti wrote:
Lord Reynoldson wrote:It would be much easier for the Sharks to win if they played the Eels in the Grand Final but.

:faroah:
The Sharks won't be winning any GFs anytime soon.

If they are playing Brian Smith and his chokers even the Sharks could win a GF.
This is rare for a Manly fan to do this but the Eels are red hot at the moment so the Sharks could have a hard time beating them.
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on recent form i reckon dragons, broncos and tigers would wollop us on our reecnt form...not giving up on my team or anything..im just being honest.
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Christabella wrote:
lotti wrote:
Lord Reynoldson wrote:It would be much easier for the Sharks to win if they played the Eels in the Grand Final but.

:faroah:
The Sharks won't be winning any GFs anytime soon.

If they are playing Brian Smith and his chokers even the Sharks could win a GF.
Exactly the point I was trying to make. ;)
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Lord Reynoldson wrote:Well, I'd say that you're delsuional enough.....Newcastle avoiding the wooden spoon - yeah right! :badgrin: ::badgrin: :badgrin: (I so hope they get it. :cry:)

Just apply to Allykat for a visa like Buzz did.

:faroah:
hahahahha glad to see that you've finally aknowledged my ownership of delusionland :P

Can you do that again Christabella so that storm can play the tiges in the GF????? please???? and byt he way who won your Grand Final?
I thought we'd agreed that u invented it, and that we jointly run the place. I do a lot of promotional work for the place, afterall. I wanna give out some visa's too! (Although I hear that Virgin are making a much cheaper version....damn copycat ******'s! :evil:) :lol:

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lotti wrote:
Christabella wrote:
lotti wrote:The Sharks won't be winning any GFs anytime soon.

If they are playing Brian Smith and his chokers even the Sharks could win a GF.
This is rare for a Manly fan to do this but the Eels are red hot at the moment so the Sharks could have a hard time beating them.
Well I admit I didn't catch the second 40 minutes of their last match but even 40 minutes of good football doesnt equate to being "red hot" when the previous 2 and half games were utter crap! Did you see them against the Raiders or Knights, or even in the first half against the Warriors?
Even a big win this week will not having me convinced of their ability in the finals ... just look at the backline they are coming up against:
1. a centre
2. a centre
3. a second rower
4. a second rower (although he does make a decent centre and is probably the best player in the backline)
5 or more likely 18. a turnstile lol
6. the most over rated player in the game
7. a hooker who pretty much cost his team victory the last two games

Aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Allyyyyyyyyy, don't let me leave Delusionland please don't let me leave!!!!!!!!
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